Two Chappaqua moms are on the phone, comparing their children. One mother’s son has gotten a 99 percent on his final exam at Harvard, while Susan’s kid got a 100 percent. “I guess my son is just one point smarter,” Susan smirks. In retaliation, the other mother then breaks the news about Susan’s younger children: “This must be so hard to hear,” she says, feigning sympathy, “but I got word of Natalie and Jason drinking and drugging!”
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